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2009 MTV VMA Awards Show Critique

First of all, this guy Russell Brand is really an annoying douchebag…and did he really just say Jay-Z and Beyonce is “the most beautiful couple in the world.” WTF? Sure, Beyonce looks good, albeit she’s an annoying beyatch. Has he seen Jay-Z lately? Speaking of Jay-Z, that new damn song of his they keep playing on commercials, sounds like a rip-off of Jesus Walks.

Did this bastard Russell Brand really just insinuate that our country “lets” people die in the street? Get this f_cker out of our country. Why is it that people feel the need to ridicule the United States these days? We voted for Barack Obama and the whole country was celebratory, did you see the inauguration? But now that some people don’t agree with a policy of his, it’s ok for people to put insult the country again?

WOW, somebody should smack the shit out of Kanye West in his broken jaw, or wire it shut again. Everybody’s already been talking about his douchebaggery, as he took the microphone from Taylor Swift and let everyone know he didn’t think she deserved to win — he thinks Beyonce’s Single Ladies is one of the best videos ever — in reality, it is one of the most annoying videos ever, and easily one of the worst songs ever. Kanye just wants to stay in the spotlight, and he’s gotten moer stupid since that doctor killed his mom.

What is it with Beyonce anyway? It seems like one day she’s singing about “put a ring on it” then something about “independent women” and then something about “pay my bills” or whatever. GIVE ME A BREAK.

This is probably what your kids are growing up watching, people.

PS: The host of the show, Russell Brand is a drug addict transvestite.

However, the Lady Gaga performance was interesting, but it looked like she did a tuck job.

OMG Beyonce looks good, but WHAT THE HELL was that she just did with her neck during that stupid “put a ring on it” song? She seriously looked afflicted with something. I’ve also got to mention the skanky backup dancers she had, you know every woman on that stage thinks they are divas.

At least Kanye didn’t win the Best Male Video award, that one was won by rapper T.I. who couldn’t be there to accept the award because HE IS IN PRISON…LOL. What a fucking trainwreck this show is, and MTV as a whole.

At least Beyonce showed some class when she let Taylor Swift finally give her acceptance speech.

Russell Brand and the MTV Video Music Awards

Russell Brand. Who the hell is this idiot? I know I’m a little late in giving my opinion on this guy, but let it be known that I hated him from the first commercial I saw him in a few weeks ago. I immediately wanted to fight him, because of his dumbass hair. Yes, that’s right, I wanted to fight him because of his hair. Hair like that deserves a beatdown. Ok, maybe it’s a bit harsh of me to want to fight someone due to the looks of their hair, but..

Anyway, not to go off topic, but what the hell is up with all the British people invading our television shows in the United States? It all started with Simon Cowell, who seems like an ok dude, but then it spread into other TV shows, mostly all game/reality shows. We’ve got a show called America’s Got Talent, and the judges are two Brits and David Hasselhoff. Can you believe that? DAVID FREAKIN HASSELHOFF and two British people are judging America’s talent. Go figure. In my opinion it’s another sign of the apocalypse.

Back to that idiot Russell Brand, I looked him up online, it seems the dumbass is former drug addict who supposedly cleaned himself up. I then found out Russell Brand is an ex-male prostitute or something like that. LOFL. This is the dude who made fun of those kids who wear “virginity rings” or whatever. Really? Dude who is a self-proclaimed homosexual is criticizing someones choice of abstinence? Should those kids flaunt their sexuality like the flamboyantly gay Russell Brand? It seems like he should be more liberal and open-minded, but then again, he’s a dumbass.

He also used the MTV stage to ridicule America’s government, and told the audience who to vote for in the upcoming election. Yes, America, a gay British drug addict wants to tell you how to vote.

Also, I still want to fight Russell Brand.