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VH1 Reality Show Contestant and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Found Dead

Posted by admin on 23rd August 2009

Big surprise. I knew they would find him dead eventually, dude certainly wasn’t going to turn himself in after what he did to that poor girl Jasmine Fiore.

However, I don’t feel bad for VH1 now having to cancel 2 of its stupid shows. Evidently Ryan Jenkins was also a contestant on I Love Money, which completed filming earlier this year. I don’t think VH1 is going to be airing that show, unless they can do some miraculous editing.

It was only a matter of time before VH1 found a psychopath among all the morons it puts on TV. I know I might sound like an old man (I’m not) but these stupid ass TV shows on VH1 and MTV are what is influencing our next generations. YOUR daughter is probably watching these shows. She probably knows songs by Li’l Wayne and Chris Brown. It’sbecoming the norm.

Even the poor murder victim, Jasmine Fiore, appears to have caught on to the VH1 & MTV lifestyle, she was very strange looking in most photographs I’ve seen, and her body was only identified by a serial number on her BREAST IMPLANTS, because the creep Ryan Jenkins had removed her teeth and fingers. The world really is headed in a bad direction, thanks in large part to disappearing morals on television. I’m not one to talk, as I watch a lot of crap, but I’m already screwed up, there might still be hope for some kids out there.

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VH1’s “New York Goes To Work”…

Posted by admin on 29th June 2009

or whatever the hell its called, I haven’t been watching it, but I know who “New York” is from the first Flavor Flav show on VH1, and I think she is a dumb bitch. I am watching tonights show,however, because she will be boxing some people, so I’m of course hoping to see someone knock her ass out, but unfortunately I imagine VH1 won’t let the fights get too violent.

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Celebrity Rehab Season Two

Posted by admin on 21st November 2008

One thing I’ve determined from this season of Celebrity Rehab, is that Rod Stewart’s son, Sean Stewart, is a little girl. What an overly dramatic pussy he is. On this weeks episode he got involved in some kind of argument between Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway, went on a tantrum yelling at Busey later, and then when Busey went to talk to him and stumbled a little bit, Sean Stewart went telling everyone he was “attacked”…lol.

He told Busey later that if he touched him again he would call police, and that back in the day he handled things differently (insinuating he once kicked peoples asses). Spoiled little rich kid. Like everyone else, he needed an excuse for why he was a drug addict, and says its because his daddy wasn’t around when he was growing up. Come on dude, maybe it sucked not having your dad around all the time, growing up in California mansions and riding around in expensive cars, but you should just admit the real reason you used drugs is because they were fun.

On a positive note, Steven Adler seems like a genuinely cool dude, who had some legit problems in his childhood. Rodney King is also surprisingly chill.

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