Holy hell I can’t believe I watch The Real World, but I do. It seems there are more dumbasses on there this season than ever before. I’ve already written about an idiot on the show named Isaac Stout, but it’s possible that Dunbar (aka Dummy Bear) Flinn is an even bigger moron.

I’ve noticed throughout the season how he claims he has anger management problems, because he’s threatened and intimidated little girls on the show, but coincidentally I don’t recall him ever acting like a badass to one of the guys.

Last nights episode showed him on a phone call with his girlfriend, and she called him “Dummy Bear” as a term of affection. Well, Dummy Bear Dunbar Flinn (Natchez, MS) told his girlfriend to never call him that again. His girlfriend asked why, and tried to explain to him that she just thought it was a cute name. Dunbar got red-in-the-face angry and told her to shut up, and that if she called him Dummy Bear again that he would hang up the phone on her. He told her to “Shut the F— up” and other various phrases. Dumbass Dunbar kept getting so upset that his girlfriend finally hung up the phone on him.

So what does Dumbass Dunbar do next? He goes into the room where his other Real World housemates are, and throws something on the floor to show his anger. Of course, he waited to throw something until other people were around, so he could show how tough he is because he can throw stuff.

BUT….to top it off, Dunbar is a liar also! The houseguests ask him what’s wrong, and he tells them his girlfriend wanted to play little “junior high, like, I’m mad at you so I’m gonna hang up” games, when in fact, it was really Dunbar who got his tender feelings hurt and said he was going to “hang up” the phone, yet he blames it on his girlfriend.

Come on Dummy Bear, you were obviously the one getting your feelings hurt because of little junior high names, and you are obviously the one who first said you were going to hang up the phone. You’re a childish little puss, and some dude would shut your mouth for you if you ever showed your “anger management” problems around them.

Some chick on the show gets mad at him because she was drunk and sat on his knee, but she fell off and fell a couple feet to the carpet. Dumbass Isaac, instead of trying to console her like most normal mature straight males would do, starts saying how it’s not his fault and that he didn’t do it. Ok, it wasn’t his fault, big deal. Why not just try to catch her instead of letting her fall? Why not just ask her if she’s okay after she falls?

So anyway, the girl stars bitching at him, and finally he stands up and looks like he wants to fist fight her (tough guy). He says something like “you do not even want to try something stupid like that”. What was he going to do? hit her?

He insisted he will not apologize for anything. Why not? I hate stupid ass people who think it’s somehow not cool to apologize for something, I mean how hard would it be to say “I’m sorry you fell and hurt yourself, I wish I would’ve been quick enough to catch you.” All would be well then, but this dumbass would rather argue with a girl.

He finally made some lame apology and walked off thinking he was the coolest thing since Vanilla Ice. What an immature douchebag he is. In the first episode he bragged about being locked up in Juvenile Hall or something, HAHA.. so he probably thinks he is hardcore. Dude should realize a lot of people have been locked up in places much more hardcore than his little suburban juvy hall, and learned that there are many more things to get upset about than some drunk chick bitching at you.

Later in the show he said “actually i’m not sure i’m comfortable with any girl sitting on my knee, ever.” Geez, what a tool.