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SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS FINALE – WHAT?!?

Posted by admin on 17th May 2010

Ok, even though I think Russell is the best overall player in Survivor history, I can understand the jury not wanting to make him the winner. Once he had made it to the final three, he should have started playing a “nice” game to the jury. He did apologize for offending anyone, but also refused to say he would do anything different. Even though I agree with him, he could’ve scored some votes if he would’ve just said something like: “Ya know what? I played the game as well as I could to get me to the end. Yeah I had to lie and backstab, but I didn’t break any rules, I won my share of challenges, including the last one, and I’m here at the end. I would appreciate your votes.”

Oh well, it didn’t work out for him

I can also somewhat understand why Parvati didn’t win, because I kind of think she road Russell’s coattails, but she was also a great competitor who won her share of challenges, and did her best to outwit, outlast and outplay.

SO HOW THE HELL DID THE JURY DECIDE TO GIVE IT TO SANDRA? SERIOUSLY? The only thing I really remember he doing, was finding the hidden immunity idol and not telling anyone about it. Did I hear correctly tonight that she has NEVER won a challenge? LOL.

Way to go jury members, for screwing up one of the best seasons of Survivor.

To end on a positive note, here is a picture of Parvati and her awesome flat stomach.

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RUSSELL. RULES. SURVIVOR.

Posted by admin on 25th March 2010

Seriously, that little dude is a badass. Without a doubt the best player ever on the show.

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Survivor: Heroes & Villains

Posted by admin on 16th February 2010

I’m hoping for the best season ever, and I think I still want Russell Hantz to win…but I reserve the right to change my mind.

In the previews for this weeks episode, it looks like Boston Rob gets shot with a poison dart and dies?

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VH1 Reality Show Contestant and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Found Dead

Posted by admin on 23rd August 2009

Big surprise. I knew they would find him dead eventually, dude certainly wasn’t going to turn himself in after what he did to that poor girl Jasmine Fiore.

However, I don’t feel bad for VH1 now having to cancel 2 of its stupid shows. Evidently Ryan Jenkins was also a contestant on I Love Money, which completed filming earlier this year. I don’t think VH1 is going to be airing that show, unless they can do some miraculous editing.

It was only a matter of time before VH1 found a psychopath among all the morons it puts on TV. I know I might sound like an old man (I’m not) but these stupid ass TV shows on VH1 and MTV are what is influencing our next generations. YOUR daughter is probably watching these shows. She probably knows songs by Li’l Wayne and Chris Brown. It’sbecoming the norm.

Even the poor murder victim, Jasmine Fiore, appears to have caught on to the VH1 & MTV lifestyle, she was very strange looking in most photographs I’ve seen, and her body was only identified by a serial number on her BREAST IMPLANTS, because the creep Ryan Jenkins had removed her teeth and fingers. The world really is headed in a bad direction, thanks in large part to disappearing morals on television. I’m not one to talk, as I watch a lot of crap, but I’m already screwed up, there might still be hope for some kids out there.

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LOL, “Chima” from Big Brother 11 Kicked Off Show By Producers

Posted by admin on 16th August 2009

That stupid (and fugly) beyatch named Chima on Big Brother 11 was kicked off the show early Saturday morning by producers, after she continued to show what a stupid ass person she is.

Last week, Chima has “Head of Household” powers in the house, but Jeff won a special “coup d’etat” power and was able to overthrow her picks, and that pissed her off.  Supposedly she had already been making threats also. Evidently, Saturday morning she was throwing a temper tantrum and refused to wear her microphone, tossing it in the pool. Producers told her she would have to pay for the microphone and she started screaming and cussing them out. We’ll know more after tonights episode.

I haven’t liked Chima since the first episode, when she accused anybody in the house of being racist, misogynist, bigots, and now I tend to believe more than Chima is just a lying piece of garbage. Chima insulted other housemates about their looks, despite her own hideous looks. Coincidentally, after accusing the other houseguests of being racists, Chima is the one who called Lebanese-American houseguest Russell a “terrorist”, based on his ethnicity?

Chima Simone is an ignorant bitch. I bet she feels really stupid right now, congratulations idiot, you just lost your chance at half a million dollars.


My name is Chima, and I'm as stupid as the day is long.

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Big Brother 11 Dumbasses

Posted by admin on 17th July 2009

Wow, they hadn’t even had the first elimination vote before Chima (the black girl) was accusing people of being racist, misogynist, bigots. She went so far as to say that Braden had called several people insulting names, and said that anybody who voted to keep Braden in the house was no better than he was (a racist misogynist bigot). Keep in mind, the TV show didn’t show Braden calling anybody terrible names, except for the tattoo’d girl who he called a skank bitch (LOL). Supposedly, he even called host Julie Chen a “whore.” Why would he attack Julie Chen? I certainly hope Chima isn’t lying about what she heard. Did anyone watching the live feed actually hear what all Braden said?

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The Great American Road Trip on NBC

Posted by admin on 14th July 2009

I happened across this show tonight on NBC, and noticed one of the contestants is Eddie Money…actually, it’s some dude named Silvio Disalvatore from New York, and I knew he looked familiar.  He was on American Inventor a few years ago pimping his invention, The Black Cougar, a super-hero (VIDEO BELOW).




..also, the host of the show is none other than Conan O’Brien’s friend Andy Richter.. ok.. it’s not really Andy Richter, but some other dude named Reno Collier who makes me think he’s Andy Richter.

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