Say whatever you want about Fox News, but I love the Red Eye comedy show that comes on at 3am in my timezone. They just had a dude on there who is awesome because he’s a expert on the history of candybars. Back in the 1920s they had a candy bar with vegetables covered in chocolate. It sucked and was not a success. The candy bar expert said the wrapper boasted the claim “does not promote constipation.”

I am posting this easily, on my new Motorola Droid phone, thanks to a free new WordPress app I found out about today. It allows you to manage many blogs with ease. Search the Android market for “WordPress” and you’ll find it.

Here is video of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, with surprise musical guest Rick Astley doing the Rick Roll song.

This old scientist muppet is mixing potions while he sings Time In A Bottle. As he guzzles the drinks, he gets younger and younger. Like Mork from Ork, but not really like Mork.

How awesome is it that the small dude runs a restaurant back home in Mongolia?

I want to punch someone in the face. I actually want to punch whoever made/marketed this movie in the face. It was a waste of my online movie rental queue.

I’m a fan of documentaries and documentaries or reality shows like COPS, and The First 48, etc.. So I expected a DVD titled “True Stories Of The Miami Vice Squad” to be decent, especially after reading the description which says:

In a town filled with drugs, prostitution, gambling and pornography, it’s up to the Miami Vice Squad to struggle back control of the streets from the criminal element. In this revealing documentary hosted by renowned television commentator Bryant Gumbel, viewers can witness firsthand the tireless efforts of this dedicated band of law enforcers in making the streets safe again for the law abiding citizens who just want to soak in a little sun and spend their days swimming in to the cool waters of the Atlantic. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Well, let me tell ya something Mr. Jason Buchanan, I think you suck. How in the hell is this film a documentary? Everyone in the movie was a damn actor. I was expecting to get something similar to COPS, DEA, The First 48, or something like that. Hell, I got a bunch of bad actors re-enacting stories.

The worst part of it is how the film tries to act like everything you’re seeing is real, however, I knew from the first scene that it was clearly scripted and done with bad actors. Sure, at the very end of the film they let credits roll by and put a disclaimer on the page about some of the scenes being re-enacted, just in case some people are stupid enough to think otherwise. Did the makers of this movie (and evidently Jason Buchanan, too) think people are stupid and wouldn’t know the difference?

Yes, this guy is blue.

from: http://consumerist.com/336219/odd-gadget-turns-man-blue

Paul Karason is blue. He has been drinking colloidal silver for the past 14 years. He gets his silver fix by putting a device with two metal prongs running electricity that injects silver into water. He doesn’t think drinking the water made him blue, rather, it was that he applied the water to his skin. No doubt he bought the gizmo from an infomercial. The drink is supposed to be a universal cure-all, but the one thing it can’t cure, it seems, is being completely blue-colored. Transcript inside…

ANCHOR: His name is Paul Karason, and he is – blue.

REPORTER: Believe me, it’s not makeup or paint, Paul Kerason’s skin is a deep, blue, purple color. The 57-year-old started making the transition from fair skin and freckles to this about 14 years ago.

PAUL: The change was so gradual that I didn’t perceive it, and the people around me, likewise, it was just so gradual no one really noticed. It wasn’t until a friend I hadn’t seen in several months came by to my parent’s place to see me and he asked, “What did you do?”

REPORTER: What Paul did is use a substance called colloidal silver, might by extracting silver into water with an electrical current and drinking it. It’s billed as something that will cure just about anything that ails ya, and Paul swears by it.

REPORTER (To Paul): After it turned your skin blue, you’re drinking it.

PAUL: Yes, but much less.

also, here is a different video of him I found on YouTube.

coincidence? LOL http://www.google.com/tisp/

sounds too good to be true huh? especially when you find out how it works..

The cable news channels are reporting on it as I type.

A bit o’ trivia: He was the only man to serve as U.S. President and was never elected to office as President.