Say whatever you want about Fox News, but I love the Red Eye comedy show that comes on at 3am in my timezone. They just had a dude on there who is awesome because he’s a expert on the history of candybars. Back in the 1920s they had a candy bar with vegetables covered in chocolate. It sucked and was not a success. The candy bar expert said the wrapper boasted the claim “does not promote constipation.”

I am posting this easily, on my new Motorola Droid phone, thanks to a free new Wordpress app I found out about today. It allows you to manage many blogs with ease. Search the Android market for “Wordpress” and you’ll find it.

Here is video of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, with surprise musical guest Rick Astley doing the Rick Roll song.

This old scientist muppet is mixing potions while he sings Time In A Bottle. As he guzzles the drinks, he gets younger and younger. Like Mork from Ork, but not really like Mork.

Click Here to check out the Sarah Palin action figure doll that everyone has been talking about. Plus, they come in two different styles! You can get the schoolgirl Sarah Palin, or Super-Hero Sarah!

“Each collectible-grade Sarah Palin Action figure is 12-inches tall and fully poseable. You may or may not agree with her policies, but Sarah has definitely put some OMG in the GOP!”

SARAH PALIN SCHOOLGIRL ACTION FIGURE

This version puts the “vice” in Vice President. Gov. Palin is all dolled-up in a classic schoolgirl uniform — White knee socks— plaid skirt, and tight white buttondown sweater with a red bra peaking out. Her funky, red patent-leather shoes finish off this babe of an action figure.

SARAH PALIN SUPER HERO ACTION FIGURE

In this style, you get Sarah Palin the Super Hero, ready to conquer evil in her never-ending pursuit for truth, justice, and former Hillary supporters. She looks stunning in her black leather overcoat, short white skirt, and thigh holster. You can almost imagine her saying, “Quick, Robin, to the Moosemobile!”

How awesome is it that the small dude runs a restaurant back home in Mongolia?

I want to punch someone in the face. I actually want to punch whoever made/marketed this movie in the face. It was a waste of my online movie rental queue.

I’m a fan of documentaries and documentaries or reality shows like COPS, and The First 48, etc.. So I expected a DVD titled “True Stories Of The Miami Vice Squad” to be decent, especially after reading the description which says:

In a town filled with drugs, prostitution, gambling and pornography, it’s up to the Miami Vice Squad to struggle back control of the streets from the criminal element. In this revealing documentary hosted by renowned television commentator Bryant Gumbel, viewers can witness firsthand the tireless efforts of this dedicated band of law enforcers in making the streets safe again for the law abiding citizens who just want to soak in a little sun and spend their days swimming in to the cool waters of the Atlantic. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Well, let me tell ya something Mr. Jason Buchanan, I think you suck. How in the hell is this film a documentary? Everyone in the movie was a damn actor. I was expecting to get something similar to COPS, DEA, The First 48, or something like that. Hell, I got a bunch of bad actors re-enacting stories.

The worst part of it is how the film tries to act like everything you’re seeing is real, however, I knew from the first scene that it was clearly scripted and done with bad actors. Sure, at the very end of the film they let credits roll by and put a disclaimer on the page about some of the scenes being re-enacted, just in case some people are stupid enough to think otherwise. Did the makers of this movie (and evidently Jason Buchanan, too) think people are stupid and wouldn’t know the difference?