First of all, this guy Russell Brand is really an annoying douchebag…and did he really just say Jay-Z and Beyonce is “the most beautiful couple in the world.” WTF? Sure, Beyonce looks good, albeit she’s an annoying beyatch. Has he seen Jay-Z lately? Speaking of Jay-Z, that new damn song of his they keep playing on commercials, sounds like a rip-off of Jesus Walks.

Did this bastard Russell Brand really just insinuate that our country “lets” people die in the street? Get this f_cker out of our country. Why is it that people feel the need to ridicule the United States these days? We voted for Barack Obama and the whole country was celebratory, did you see the inauguration? But now that some people don’t agree with a policy of his, it’s ok for people to put insult the country again?

WOW, somebody should smack the shit out of Kanye West in his broken jaw, or wire it shut again. Everybody’s already been talking about his douchebaggery, as he took the microphone from Taylor Swift and let everyone know he didn’t think she deserved to win — he thinks Beyonce’s Single Ladies is one of the best videos ever — in reality, it is one of the most annoying videos ever, and easily one of the worst songs ever. Kanye just wants to stay in the spotlight, and he’s gotten moer stupid since that doctor killed his mom.

What is it with Beyonce anyway? It seems like one day she’s singing about “put a ring on it” then something about “independent women” and then something about “pay my bills” or whatever. GIVE ME A BREAK.

This is probably what your kids are growing up watching, people.

PS: The host of the show, Russell Brand is a drug addict transvestite.

However, the Lady Gaga performance was interesting, but it looked like she did a tuck job.

OMG Beyonce looks good, but WHAT THE HELL was that she just did with her neck during that stupid “put a ring on it” song? She seriously looked afflicted with something. I’ve also got to mention the skanky backup dancers she had, you know every woman on that stage thinks they are divas.

At least Kanye didn’t win the Best Male Video award, that one was won by rapper T.I. who couldn’t be there to accept the award because HE IS IN PRISON…LOL. What a fucking trainwreck this show is, and MTV as a whole.

At least Beyonce showed some class when she let Taylor Swift finally give her acceptance speech.

The news is reporting that “The King Of Pop” Michael Jackson is dead at age 50. This is a shocker to me, one I didn’t see coming. However, I’ve wondered before how long Michael Jackson would live, I never really thought he would live to be an old man. Regardless, he was indeed a talented human being, albeit a bit weird. RIP Michael Jackson.

Wow, this is a busy week for celebrity deaths.

Terrible, terrible news. Zooey Deschanel is gonna marry some dude. According to TVGuide,  she’s hooking up with Death Cab for Cutie front man Ben Gibbard.

Unfortunately although she’s in the shower, the scene isn’t revealing, but you get to enjoy her singing. The clip is from the movie Elf, in which she was awesome as always.

Congratulations America, you’ve made this midget, retard, wannabe tough-guy a millionaire. Multiple sets of boxer shorts? Really?

Man this world is getting close to an end, when morons like Li’l Wayne score 8 grammy nominations. I don’t give a shit, I even like some of his songs, but the guy is a complete idiot and a great example of what’s wrong with the United States today. Unfortunately, his dumbassness will infiltrate other countries also.

I give him credit, he doesn’t suck as bad as that new imbecile that calls himself “Soulja Boy” — don’t get me started on that idiot.

Seriously, I like Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” song, but so does your teenage daughter. LOL. Whether you know it or not, your teenage daughter most likely listens to Lil Wayne talk about “lick me like a lollipop”. I won’t go in to the other lyrics. Like I said, I like the song, and several of his other before he was solo and was with the Cash Money Millionaires. I’ve got one of the biggest rap CD collections of anyone I know, obscure hardcore shit most people have never heard of, I used to live a crazy lifestyle until about 2002-2003 before I settled down, but damn, this shit doesn’t need to be mainstream, and I am pretty liberal in a lot of areas, but I guess I’m more conservative than I thought.

I also like how Lil Wayne tries to act hard, and portrays a gangsta image, while being only a 4′ foot 2″ inch midget weighing 120lbs soaking wet. Bushwich Bill would kill him.

Here are some lyrics to your Grammy nominated song:

She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the rapper

Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps

Okay, lil’ mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin’
But Man, she ain’t never had a love like mine
But man I ain’t never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words
Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp
And that’s when she,

Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah i like dat)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug (i like dat)
Bottles in the club (i like dat)
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps

Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t shit,
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t this,
Shawty said the nigga that she with can’t hit.
Well shawty I’ma hit it, hit it, like i cant miss
And he can’t do this
And he don’t do that
Shawty need a refund, needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back, because I like that

I get her on top, she drop it like it’s hot
And when I’m at the bottom, she Hilary Rodham
The middle of the bed, give and gettin head, give and gettin head, give and gettin head

I said hmmmmm… I like that
said a hmmm… yeah i like that
I said a hmmmm I like that
hmm..mhmm…

Call me so I can come and do it for ya
Call me so I can come and prove it for ya
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Call me so I can get it juicy for ya

Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick like a lollipop
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop

Here is video of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, with surprise musical guest Rick Astley doing the Rick Roll song.

Ok, I watched this documentary about the Young @ Heart Choir, which is a group that some dude put together of old people who sing rock songs. Before you think it’s just a movie about old people singing, it’s really pretty good.  The movie is funny, and sometimes emotional. I think it’s cool, because it gives these old folks a chance to travel and tour all around the world. Of course, one of the unfortunate things about a band full of old people, is that the members go & come as often as the members of Menudo. Check out the movie trailer video below, and then below it you can watch one of the old dudes sing Fix You by Coldplay, while hooked up to an oxygen machine.

Captain Kangaroo was always awesome.

Are you surprised? Who would’ve guessed it, right? LOFL. Supposedly he feels the need to let everyone know by appearing on the cover of People Magazine with his newborn son.

Link to Reuters article:

Clay Aiken to reveal he is gay

Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:25pm EDT

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – After years of dodging questions, former “American Idol” singer Clay Aiken will acknowledge he is a gay man in an interview with People magazine set to run on its Web site Wednesday, according to media reports.

Celebrity site Perezhilton.com on Tuesday published a photo of the cover of People magazine’s upcoming issue on which Aiken cradles his new son, Parker Foster Aiken, in his arms.

The caption reads “Yes, I’m Gay,” and underneath is a quote from Aiken on his decision to come out of the closet that says: “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things.”

In August this year, Aiken’s friend, music producer Jaymes Foster, gave birth to the baby fathered by Aiken.

A spokeswoman for People would neither confirm nor deny that Aiken told the magazine he is gay. But the magazine issued a statement saying, “We can confirm that Clay Aiken and his son appear on the next cover of People. For the complete story, visit people.com at 7 a.m. (EDT Wednesday) (1100 GMT) morning.”

Aiken, 29, gained fame as a contestant on the No. 1-rated U.S. TV talent show “American Idol” in 2003. He was the runner-up that season but went on to build a solid singing career on his own. He currently appears on Broadway in “Monty Python’s SPAMALOT.”

For years, Aiken has dodged questions about whether he is homosexual despite persistent rumors on the subject. He has said, generally, that his sexuality was nobody’s business but his own.

In 2006, ABC television’s Diane Sawyer asked Aiken and he shot back that it was a “really rude” question. He also dodged it in a previous interview with People magazine saying that readers “are going to believe what they want.”

(Editing by Bill Trott)