i really hate these stupid ass commercials. The name Double Pits to Chesty just irritates the hell out of me.
First of all, this guy Russell Brand is really an annoying douchebag…and did he really just say Jay-Z and Beyonce is “the most beautiful couple in the world.” WTF? Sure, Beyonce looks good, albeit she’s an annoying beyatch. Has he seen Jay-Z lately? Speaking of Jay-Z, that new damn song of his they keep playing on commercials, sounds like a rip-off of Jesus Walks.
Did this bastard Russell Brand really just insinuate that our country “lets” people die in the street? Get this f_cker out of our country. Why is it that people feel the need to ridicule the United States these days? We voted for Barack Obama and the whole country was celebratory, did you see the inauguration? But now that some people don’t agree with a policy of his, it’s ok for people to put insult the country again?
WOW, somebody should smack the shit out of Kanye West in his broken jaw, or wire it shut again. Everybody’s already been talking about his douchebaggery, as he took the microphone from Taylor Swift and let everyone know he didn’t think she deserved to win — he thinks Beyonce’s Single Ladies is one of the best videos ever — in reality, it is one of the most annoying videos ever, and easily one of the worst songs ever. Kanye just wants to stay in the spotlight, and he’s gotten moer stupid since that doctor killed his mom.
What is it with Beyonce anyway? It seems like one day she’s singing about “put a ring on it” then something about “independent women” and then something about “pay my bills” or whatever. GIVE ME A BREAK.
This is probably what your kids are growing up watching, people.
PS: The host of the show, Russell Brand is a drug addict transvestite.
However, the Lady Gaga performance was interesting, but it looked like she did a tuck job.
OMG Beyonce looks good, but WHAT THE HELL was that she just did with her neck during that stupid “put a ring on it” song? She seriously looked afflicted with something. I’ve also got to mention the skanky backup dancers she had, you know every woman on that stage thinks they are divas.
At least Kanye didn’t win the Best Male Video award, that one was won by rapper T.I. who couldn’t be there to accept the award because HE IS IN PRISON…LOL. What a fucking trainwreck this show is, and MTV as a whole.
At least Beyonce showed some class when she let Taylor Swift finally give her acceptance speech.
Big surprise. I knew they would find him dead eventually, dude certainly wasn’t going to turn himself in after what he did to that poor girl Jasmine Fiore.
However, I don’t feel bad for VH1 now having to cancel 2 of its stupid shows. Evidently Ryan Jenkins was also a contestant on I Love Money, which completed filming earlier this year. I don’t think VH1 is going to be airing that show, unless they can do some miraculous editing.
It was only a matter of time before VH1 found a psychopath among all the morons it puts on TV. I know I might sound like an old man (I’m not) but these stupid ass TV shows on VH1 and MTV are what is influencing our next generations. YOUR daughter is probably watching these shows. She probably knows songs by Li’l Wayne and Chris Brown. It’sbecoming the norm.
Even the poor murder victim, Jasmine Fiore, appears to have caught on to the VH1 & MTV lifestyle, she was very strange looking in most photographs I’ve seen, and her body was only identified by a serial number on her BREAST IMPLANTS, because the creep Ryan Jenkins had removed her teeth and fingers. The world really is headed in a bad direction, thanks in large part to disappearing morals on television. I’m not one to talk, as I watch a lot of crap, but I’m already screwed up, there might still be hope for some kids out there.
That stupid (and fugly) beyatch named Chima on Big Brother 11 was kicked off the show early Saturday morning by producers, after she continued to show what a stupid ass person she is.
Last week, Chima has “Head of Household” powers in the house, but Jeff won a special “coup d’etat” power and was able to overthrow her picks, and that pissed her off.Â Supposedly she had already been making threats also. Evidently, Saturday morning she was throwing a temper tantrum and refused to wear her microphone, tossing it in the pool. Producers told her she would have to pay for the microphone and she started screaming and cussing them out. We’ll know more after tonights episode.
I haven’t liked Chima since the first episode, when she accused anybody in the house of being racist, misogynist, bigots, and now I tend to believe more than Chima is just a lying piece of garbage. Chima insulted other housemates about their looks, despite her own hideous looks. Coincidentally, after accusing the other houseguests of being racists, Chima is the one who called Lebanese-American houseguest Russell a “terrorist”, based on his ethnicity?
Chima Simone is an ignorant bitch. I bet she feels really stupid right now, congratulations idiot, you just lost your chance at half a million dollars.
After trying to act all hardcore on every show, he ends up crying when he gets sent home for not showing up for work. He is a legitimate dumbass, I wish I could remember some of the stupid things he’s said and done this season. The idiot talks about his problems with authority and how he hates rules. He has a lot of growing up to do, obviously. He likes picking on girls (although I agree with him on one thing, the dumb bitch named Ayiiiiia is really a dumb bitch), but still, he SPIT in her f*cking food. Where I come from, that’s worthy of an ass-kicking. His ignorant ass seriously needs to learn how to chill the f*ck out and develop some people skills.
I love how he says he was at a point where he was ready to go home anyway, and he tried to act all hardcore in front of his boss lady, saying he didn’t care and shit like that, but then he cries about going home.. LOL. He tried to say it wasn’t his fault that he missed work.. WHAT? who the hells fault is it, then? Does this kid not know ANYTHING about responsibility?
Why do I even watch this show sometimes… 95% of the cast members are stupid as hell. The dude named Bronnie or whatever, seems like the most intelligent person on the show.
Wow, they hadn’t even had the first elimination vote before Chima (the black girl) was accusing people of being racist, misogynist, bigots. She went so far as to say that Braden had called several people insulting names, and said that anybody who voted to keep Braden in the house was no better than he was (a racist misogynist bigot). Keep in mind, the TV show didn’t show Braden calling anybody terrible names, except for the tattoo’d girl who he called a skank bitch (LOL). Supposedly, he even called host Julie Chen a “whore.” Why would he attack Julie Chen? I certainly hope Chima isn’t lying about what she heard. Did anyone watching the live feed actually hear what all Braden said?
Damn. I told myself I was never going to watch The Real World again, but I guess I’ll keep watching this season, even though it pisses me off to no end. Are most of the youth in the United States as stupid as the stupid asses on this show? These slutty ass little girls are among the dumbest people I can think of, not just on this Cancun season, but previous seasons as well.
First of all, anyone who names their child “Ayiiia” is just asking for their child to grow up and be a pain in the ass. That’s right, there is a dumb bitch on this season named Ayiiia, with three I’s in her name. LOL.
I think it was Ayiiia who started ridiculing the punk rock dude (coincidentally, he’s also a huge dumbass) about a blister on his lip. He said it was from a sunburn, and this dumb bitch Ayiiia went off saying “how do you get sunburned on your lip?” — well, you idiot, the same way you get sunburned anywhere else on your body. She went on to say “I’m gonna google ‘sunburn on lip’” — let’s hope she did, and realized how ignorant she is.
Speaking of the punk rock jackass, he thinks he is the coolest. Since the Ayiiiia bitch was making fun of him, he decides the wise thing to do would be to retaliate by spitting on her taco. She then rants about how she will “knock him out”, but instead, she chooses to go cry about it. Punk Rock idiot then goes outside with his guitar to instigate more shit about her crying, and she throws water on him, he continues to stand there playing his guitar as she throws more water on him, but later we see him CRYING because he says his guitar is ruined and that it was a $1000 guitar.
Anyway, you also have the standard dumbass sluts like this one chick who is in love with her boyfriend back home, but she thinks it’s ok to “snuggle” in hammock with some other dude on the show. Are you kidding me? This dumb bitch calls her boyfriend and tells him all about how she snuggles with some dude in the house, and her pussy-whipped boyfriend on the phone just sits there and hears all this. LOL @ stupid females who think guys just want to be friends and “snuggle”…believe me, there are ZERO heterosexual dudes who just want to “snuggle and be friends” with a female.
So, that’s all I remember about the show right now. Dumbasses and sluts. Nice going, MTV, showing the youth of America “The Real World.”
or whatever the hell its called, I haven’t been watching it, but I know who “New York” is from the first Flavor Flav show on VH1, and I think she is a dumb bitch. I am watching tonights show,however, because she will be boxing some people, so I’m of course hoping to see someone knock her ass out, but unfortunately I imagine VH1 won’t let the fights get too violent.
Thanks to OJ Simpson being found guilty earlier this year for armed robbery charges, the murdererous bastard has been sentenced to spend 16 years in prison, with possibility of parole in 5 years. The judge made it clear she doesn’t care about OJ Simpson’s previous trial for murdering his wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and Ron Goldman. Hopefully, OJ Simpson gets beaten severely at some point during his time in prison. OJ is now 61 or 62 years old, so he will most likely be damn near 80 years old when he is released from prison.
Congratulations America, you’ve made this midget, retard, wannabe tough-guy a millionaire. Multiple sets of boxer shorts? Really?
Man this world is getting close to an end, when morons like Li’l Wayne score 8 grammy nominations. I don’t give a shit, I even like some of his songs, but the guy is a complete idiot and a great example of what’s wrong with the United States today. Unfortunately, his dumbassness will infiltrate other countries also.
I give him credit, he doesn’t suck as bad as that new imbecile that calls himself “Soulja Boy” — don’t get me started on that idiot.
Seriously, I like Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” song, but so does your teenage daughter. LOL. Whether you know it or not, your teenage daughter most likely listens to Lil Wayne talk about “lick me like a lollipop”. I won’t go in to the other lyrics. Like I said, I like the song, and several of his other before he was solo and was with the Cash Money Millionaires. I’ve got one of the biggest rap CD collections of anyone I know, obscure hardcore shit most people have never heard of, I used to live a crazy lifestyle until about 2002-2003 before I settled down, but damn, this shit doesn’t need to be mainstream, and I am pretty liberal in a lot of areas, but I guess I’m more conservative than I thought.
I also like how Lil Wayne tries to act hard, and portrays a gangsta image, while being only a 4′ foot 2″ inch midget weighing 120lbs soaking wet. Bushwich Bill would kill him.
Here are some lyrics to your Grammy nominated song:
She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the rapper
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
Okay, lil’ mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin’
But Man, she ain’t never had a love like mine
But man I ain’t never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words
Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp
And that’s when she,
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah i like dat)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop
Shawty wanna thug (i like dat)
Bottles in the club (i like dat)
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t shit,
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t this,
Shawty said the nigga that she with can’t hit.
Well shawty I’ma hit it, hit it, like i cant miss
And he can’t do this
And he don’t do that
Shawty need a refund, needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back, because I like that
I get her on top, she drop it like it’s hot
And when I’m at the bottom, she Hilary Rodham
The middle of the bed, give and gettin head, give and gettin head, give and gettin head
I said hmmmmm… I like that
said a hmmm… yeah i like that
I said a hmmmm I like that
Call me so I can come and do it for ya
Call me so I can come and prove it for ya
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick like a lollipop
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop
I can’t stand Rosie O’Donnell, I had forgot all about her having a variety show on NBC called Rosie Live! this week on Wednesday night, until I saw the headling on TVGuide.com about her saying there would be no more variety shows from her, indicating that the ratings sucked and the show had horrible reviews.
I am very thankful that she will have no more variety shows. It would be nice to never see her dumbass on TV again. I think even Donald Trump once said “She has failed at everything she has done.”
Here is the article text from TVGuide:
Christmas has come early. Just days after her Rosie Live! turned up DOA in the Nielsens (as well as in countless critics and viewers’ notebooks), Rosie O’Donnell has written off her NBC variety show as a one-trick pony.
Ro wrote in her blog, “there will b no more,” responding to one fan’s inquiry as to the possibility of follow-up variety shows in 2009. Alluding to “no ratings” and “bad reviews” as factors in her decision, O’Donnell maintains that the experiment was “still a thrill 4 me.”
Elsewhere in her reader forum, O’Donnell acknowledged that “a live show has risks” and said, “i am happy 2 have had the opportunity.”
Rosie Live! mustered a mere five million viewers in its Thanksgiving Eve broadcast â€” falling shy of even Knight Rider’s worst performance to date in the time slot.
One thing I’ve determined from this season of Celebrity Rehab, is that Rod Stewart’s son, Sean Stewart, is a little girl. What an overly dramatic pussy he is. On this weeks episode he got involved in some kind of argument between Gary Busey and Jeff Conaway, went on a tantrum yelling at Busey later, and then when Busey went to talk to him and stumbled a little bit, Sean Stewart went telling everyone he was “attacked”…lol.
He told Busey later that if he touched him again he would call police, and that back in the day he handled things differently (insinuating he once kicked peoples asses). Spoiled little rich kid. Like everyone else, he needed an excuse for why he was a drug addict, and says its because his daddy wasn’t around when he was growing up. Come on dude, maybe it sucked not having your dad around all the time, growing up in California mansions and riding around in expensive cars, but you should just admit the real reason you used drugs is because they were fun.
On a positive note, Steven Adler seems like a genuinely cool dude, who had some legit problems in his childhood. Rodney King is also surprisingly chill.
Wow. MTV actually gave rapper 50 Cent a reality show, in the style of Donald Trump’s The Apprentice… and I actually watched it. Damn.
What a group of stupid people (or as most of the contestants would say “stupit”). During the first challenge of the show, the teams were chained together and told to run from one location in the city to another part of the city. In the process, one of the teams knocked down an old lady on the sidewalk. After knocking down the old lady, the entire team decided to scream and yell about whether they should keep going or stop to help the old lady. They kept going. Fucking scumbags.
How were these contestants picked? I’m guessing it was not because of their business acumen. Most of the contestants seriously seem like some of the dumbest ass people in the world.
One black girl got in an argument with an Asian girl, and told her to “come paint my nails, bitch”…awesome, racism is on the show too.
In the end of the first episode, 50 Cent eliminated the Asian girl, and kept the racist black girl.
One of these idiots is going to be given $100,000 dollars.
I hate MTV.
Holy shit, what a show. They took a bunch of idiots and tried to teach them to be “gentlemen”.
The finale has this midget with an attitude problem named “Kesan” (real name Markice Moore). No, he’s not the same person as “Midget Mac” from VH1, I think Kesan is a couple inches taller.
Anyway, Kesan evidently had some “beef” with one of his fellow contestants, and decided to sneak around a corner, punch the guy on the jaw, and then haul ass back around the corner to run away from the scene. LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD. Dude just got suckerpunched by a midget! If Kesan were normal size, he might not have been able to sneak up on his victim like he did. However, I did enjoy watching it. Here is video of the pussy punch.
Seriously though, anybody who sucker punches someone like that, is clearly a pussy. No two ways about it, Kesan has an inferiority complex and was tooÂ chickenshit to look homeboy in the eyes and punch him.
Russell Brand. Who the hell is this idiot? I know I’m a little late in giving my opinion on this guy, but let it be known that I hated him from the first commercial I saw him in a few weeks ago. I immediately wanted to fight him, because of his dumbass hair. Yes, that’s right, I wanted to fight him because of his hair. Hair like that deserves a beatdown. Ok, maybe it’s a bit harsh of me to want to fight someone due to the looks of their hair, but..
Anyway, not to go off topic, but what the hell is up with all the British people invading our television shows in the United States? It all started with Simon Cowell, who seems like an ok dude, but then it spread into other TV shows, mostly all game/reality shows. We’ve got a show called America’s Got Talent, and the judges are two Brits and David Hasselhoff. Can you believe that? DAVID FREAKIN HASSELHOFF and two British people are judging America’s talent. Go figure. In my opinion it’s another sign of the apocalypse.
Back to that idiot Russell Brand, I looked him up online, it seems the dumbass is former drug addict who supposedly cleaned himself up. I then found out Russell Brand is an ex-male prostitute or something like that. LOFL. This is the dude who made fun of those kids who wear “virginity rings” or whatever. Really? Dude who is a self-proclaimed homosexual is criticizing someones choice of abstinence? Should those kids flaunt their sexuality like the flamboyantly gay Russell Brand? It seems like he should be more liberal and open-minded, but then again, he’s a dumbass.
He also used the MTV stage to ridicule America’s government, and told theÂ audience who to vote for in the upcoming election. Yes, America, a gay British drug addict wants to tell you how to vote.
Also, I still want to fight Russell Brand.