Congratulations America, you’ve made this midget, retard, wannabe tough-guy a millionaire. Multiple sets of boxer shorts? Really?

Man this world is getting close to an end, when morons like Li’l Wayne score 8 grammy nominations. I don’t give a shit, I even like some of his songs, but the guy is a complete idiot and a great example of what’s wrong with the United States today. Unfortunately, his dumbassness will infiltrate other countries also.

I give him credit, he doesn’t suck as bad as that new imbecile that calls himself “Soulja Boy” — don’t get me started on that idiot.

Seriously, I like Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” song, but so does your teenage daughter. LOL. Whether you know it or not, your teenage daughter most likely listens to Lil Wayne talk about “lick me like a lollipop”. I won’t go in to the other lyrics. Like I said, I like the song, and several of his other before he was solo and was with the Cash Money Millionaires. I’ve got one of the biggest rap CD collections of anyone I know, obscure hardcore shit most people have never heard of, I used to live a crazy lifestyle until about 2002-2003 before I settled down, but damn, this shit doesn’t need to be mainstream, and I am pretty liberal in a lot of areas, but I guess I’m more conservative than I thought.

I also like how Lil Wayne tries to act hard, and portrays a gangsta image, while being only a 4′ foot 2″ inch midget weighing 120lbs soaking wet. Bushwich Bill would kill him.

Here are some lyrics to your Grammy nominated song:

She say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the rapper

Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps

Okay, lil’ mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin’
But Man, she ain’t never had a love like mine
But man I ain’t never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me lost for words
Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp
And that’s when she,

Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
sh-she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(oh yeah i like dat)
Sh-sh-sh-she lick me like a lollipop (yeah i like dat)
Sh-she lick me like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug (i like dat)
Bottles in the club (i like dat)
Shawty wanna hump
Ya know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps

Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t shit,
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain’t this,
Shawty said the nigga that she with can’t hit.
Well shawty I’ma hit it, hit it, like i cant miss
And he can’t do this
And he don’t do that
Shawty need a refund, needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back, because I like that

I get her on top, she drop it like it’s hot
And when I’m at the bottom, she Hilary Rodham
The middle of the bed, give and gettin head, give and gettin head, give and gettin head

I said hmmmmm… I like that
said a hmmm… yeah i like that
I said a hmmmm I like that
hmm..mhmm…

Call me so I can come and do it for ya
Call me so I can come and prove it for ya
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Call me so I can get it juicy for ya

Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick like a lollipop
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She she lick me like a lollipop