Say whatever you want about Fox News, but I love the Red Eye comedy show that comes on at 3am in my timezone. They just had a dude on there who is awesome because he’s a expert on the history of candybars. Back in the 1920s they had a candy bar with vegetables covered in chocolate. It sucked and was not a success. The candy bar expert said the wrapper boasted the claim “does not promote constipation.”

Big surprise in Utah…an Osmond showed up at the auditions. He’s made it through to the Hollywood round.

LOL @ the goth chick. I don’t like her, and her ESP fails. Boy she was pissed.

Some dude named Rich Kagel looks like a space alien had sex with Michael Bolton and gave birth to Rich Kagel.

Dancing lucky rabbit fails too, but homeboy wasn’t as bad as they made it seem.

Coming up after the break, the “next Amy Winehouse?” — you mean we get a fugly skank whore like Amy Winehouse, or what? No, just some chick with a similar sound, singing some kind of Winehouse song.

Inked up divorced chick = winner so far.

The blonde hippie chick, Rose, was kinda cool also.