Monthly Archives: August 2009

VH1 Reality Show Contestant and Murder Suspect Ryan Jenkins Found Dead

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Big surprise. I knew they would find him dead eventually, dude certainly wasn’t going to turn himself in after what he did to that poor girl Jasmine Fiore.

However, I don’t feel bad for VH1 now having to cancel 2 of its stupid shows. Evidently Ryan Jenkins was also a contestant on I Love Money, which completed filming earlier this year. I don’t think VH1 is going to be airing that show, unless they can do some miraculous editing.

It was only a matter of time before VH1 found a psychopath among all the morons it puts on TV. I know I might sound like an old man (I’m not) but these stupid ass TV shows on VH1 and MTV are what is influencing our next generations. YOUR daughter is probably watching these shows. She probably knows songs by Li’l Wayne and Chris Brown. It’sbecoming the norm.

Even the poor murder victim, Jasmine Fiore, appears to have caught on to the VH1 & MTV lifestyle, she was very strange looking in most photographs I’ve seen, and her body was only identified by a serial number on her BREAST IMPLANTS, because the creep Ryan Jenkins had removed her teeth and fingers. The world really is headed in a bad direction, thanks in large part to disappearing morals on television. I’m not one to talk, as I watch a lot of crap, but I’m already screwed up, there might still be hope for some kids out there.

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LOL, “Chima” from Big Brother 11 Kicked Off Show By Producers

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That stupid (and fugly) beyatch named Chima on Big Brother 11 was kicked off the show early Saturday morning by producers, after she continued to show what a stupid ass person she is.

Last week, Chima has “Head of Household” powers in the house, but Jeff won a special “coup d’etat” power and was able to overthrow her picks, and that pissed her off.  Supposedly she had already been making threats also. Evidently, Saturday morning she was throwing a temper tantrum and refused to wear her microphone, tossing it in the pool. Producers told her she would have to pay for the microphone and she started screaming and cussing them out. We’ll know more after tonights episode.

I haven’t liked Chima since the first episode, when she accused anybody in the house of being racist, misogynist, bigots, and now I tend to believe more than Chima is just a lying piece of garbage. Chima insulted other housemates about their looks, despite her own hideous looks. Coincidentally, after accusing the other houseguests of being racists, Chima is the one who called Lebanese-American houseguest Russell a “terrorist”, based on his ethnicity?

Chima Simone is an ignorant bitch. I bet she feels really stupid right now, congratulations idiot, you just lost your chance at half a million dollars.


My name is Chima, and I'm as stupid as the day is long.

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I am pissed… Comcast Is Taking Away The History Channel

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Yeah, because I have a basic cable package, and they’re moving the History Channel to one of their digital services. Yeah, I can upgrade to their “digital starter” package for the same price that I’ve been paying, but I’ll have to put one of those black converter boxes in each room, which I don’t really want to do. Damnit. Just leave my History Channel alone, or I shall switch to DirectTV, as I’ve been thinking about doing anyway.

Jimmy Fallon’s Saved By The Bell Reunion

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I admit I haven’t been watching Jimmy Fallon’s late night show much, but I have heard about his attempt to reunite the cast of Saved By The Bell…and that is awesome. Equally as awesome was Mark Paul Gosselaar appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s show in character as Zach Morris.



As soon as I heard about the potential reunion, I immediately thought that they won’t be able to get Dustin Diamond to commit, because he is such a bitter douchebag without any kind of people-skills.

Also, Tiffani Amber-Thiessen was a tough one toget to commit, but its only because she has a “shit-ton” of other stuff going on right now, including training for the UFC, as she says in the video below from FunnyOrDie. However, Tiffani has since agreed to be a part of the reunion, and that now just leaves Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) as a holdout.


LOL @ The Real World’s Dumbass Joey

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After trying to act all hardcore on every show, he ends up crying when he gets sent home for not showing up for work. He is a legitimate dumbass, I wish I could remember some of the stupid things he’s said and done this season. The idiot talks about his problems with authority and how he hates rules. He has a lot of growing up to do, obviously. He likes picking on girls (although I agree with him on one thing, the dumb bitch named Ayiiiiia is really a dumb bitch), but still, he SPIT in her f*cking food. Where I come from, that’s worthy of an ass-kicking. His ignorant ass seriously needs to learn how to chill the f*ck out and develop some people skills.

I love how he says he was at a point where he was ready to go home anyway, and he tried to act all hardcore in front of his boss lady, saying he didn’t care and shit like that, but then he cries about going home.. LOL. He tried to say it wasn’t his fault that he missed work.. WHAT? who the hells fault is it, then? Does this kid not know ANYTHING about responsibility?

Why do I even watch this show sometimes… 95% of the cast members are stupid as hell. The dude named Bronnie or whatever, seems like the most intelligent person on the show.