Monthly Archives: July 2009

American Idol Contestant Killed In Hit & Run

Alexis Cohen, best known for giving a double-bird finger gesture on American Idol, was killed by a driver in a hit and run on Saturday in New Jersey. According to CNN, A 23-year-old man named Daniel bark was arrested Sunday in the death of the former “American Idol” contestant, who was struck by a car. Bark is charged with reckless driving and leaving the scene of an accident.

Cohen appeared on American Idol in 2008 and 2009, and according to her mother she had just recently auditioned for the latest season of the show. RIP Alexis Cohen.



RIP the old guy Barth from You Can’t Do That On Television

les_lye_ycdtotvWhaddya think is IN the burgers? Seriously, I didn’t realize this dude was 84 years old…I guess I’m getting old myself, because You Can’t Do That On Television was a big part of my early TV watching days. Les Lye actually played many characters on the show, but I remember him best as Barth’s Burgers.



The Colony on Discovery Channel

Ok, I just watched the first episode, and so far, it looks like it’s going to be a great show. I think the handyman dude lost his cool a little bit too much for it only being the first couple of days of the experiment, but he later explained he is having to give up cigarettes, coffee and booze, so I guess it’s somewhat understandable that he seemed to get pissed off easily.

Anyway, it looks like I’m going to like this show, and I can’t wait to see the next episode.

Big Brother 11 Dumbasses

Wow, they hadn’t even had the first elimination vote before Chima (the black girl) was accusing people of being racist, misogynist, bigots. She went so far as to say that Braden had called several people insulting names, and said that anybody who voted to keep Braden in the house was no better than he was (a racist misogynist bigot). Keep in mind, the TV show didn’t show Braden calling anybody terrible names, except for the tattoo’d girl who he called a skank bitch (LOL). Supposedly, he even called host Julie Chen a “whore.” Why would he attack Julie Chen? I certainly hope Chima isn’t lying about what she heard. Did anyone watching the live feed actually hear what all Braden said?

The Great American Road Trip on NBC

I happened across this show tonight on NBC, and noticed one of the contestants is Eddie Money…actually, it’s some dude named Silvio Disalvatore from New York, and I knew he looked familiar.  He was on American Inventor a few years ago pimping his invention, The Black Cougar, a super-hero (VIDEO BELOW).




..also, the host of the show is none other than Conan O’Brien’s friend Andy Richter.. ok.. it’s not really Andy Richter, but some other dude named Reno Collier who makes me think he’s Andy Richter.

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My 20+ Year Old TV Finally Died :(

It happened mid-day Sunday, it just went dead and wouldn’t come back on. It was a big heavy old wood-grain Magnavox, 30 something inches.

I was sad, but also, I needed a TV to watch the finale of Expedition Africa, and also True Blood on HBO. This was an emergency.

So where else can I go to buy a TV on a Sunday evening other than Wal-Mart?

I didn’t want to spend much (I’m poor, and cheap), and I only got a 19″ this time (this one), which I was worried I wouldn’t like it, but honestly, it’s perfect for the room I have the TV in, the old TV took up way too much space.

Here is my new TV:

The Education Of Charlie Banks

I just got a movie in the mail called The Education of Charlie Banks. When I saw that Fred Durst was the director of the movie, I was skeptical, but I have to admit, it was a damn good movie, and Fred did a great job of making the film. Here is what NETFLIX says about the movie:

Years after Charlie (Jesse Eisenberg) fingers Mick (Jason Ritter) for a brutal assault, Mick shows up at Charlie’s university and insinuates himself into college life. As Mick audits classes, sleeps with Charlie’s dream girl and ponders how his life might have been different, Charlie anxiously wonders whether Mick knows he ratted him out. Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst’s directorial debut, this powerful drama co-stars Chris Marquette.

MTV Real World Cancun

Damn. I told myself I was never going to watch The Real World again, but I guess I’ll keep watching this season, even though it pisses me off to no end. Are most of the youth in the United States as stupid as the stupid asses on this show? These slutty ass little girls are among the dumbest people I can think of, not just on this Cancun season, but previous seasons as well.

First of all, anyone who names their child “Ayiiia” is just asking for their child to grow up and be a pain in the ass. That’s right, there is a dumb bitch on this season named Ayiiia, with three I’s in her name. LOL.

I think it was Ayiiia who started ridiculing the punk rock dude (coincidentally, he’s also a huge dumbass) about a blister on his lip. He said it was from a sunburn, and this dumb bitch Ayiiia went off saying “how do you get sunburned on your lip?” — well, you idiot, the same way you get sunburned anywhere else on your body. She went on to say “I’m gonna google ‘sunburn on lip’” — let’s hope she did, and realized how ignorant she is.

Speaking of the punk rock jackass, he thinks he is the coolest. Since the Ayiiiia bitch was making fun of him, he decides the wise thing to do would be to retaliate by spitting on her taco. She then rants about how she will “knock him out”, but instead, she chooses to go cry about it. Punk Rock idiot then goes outside with his guitar to instigate more shit about her crying, and she throws water on him, he continues to stand there playing his guitar as she throws more water on him, but later we see him CRYING because he says his guitar is ruined and that it was a $1000 guitar.

Anyway, you also have the standard dumbass sluts like this one chick who is in love with her boyfriend back home, but she thinks it’s ok to “snuggle” in hammock with some other dude on the show. Are you kidding me? This dumb bitch calls her boyfriend and tells him all about how she snuggles with some dude in the house, and her pussy-whipped boyfriend on the phone just sits there and hears all this. LOL @ stupid females who think guys just want to be friends and “snuggle”…believe me, there are ZERO heterosexual dudes who just want to “snuggle and be friends” with a female.

So, that’s all I remember about the show right now. Dumbasses and sluts. Nice going, MTV, showing the youth of America “The Real World.”