Terrible, terrible news. Zooey Deschanel is gonna marry some dude. According to TVGuide,  she’s hooking up with Death Cab for Cutie front man Ben Gibbard.

Unfortunately although she’s in the shower, the scene isn’t revealing, but you get to enjoy her singing. The clip is from the movie Elf, in which she was awesome as always.

LOL. On a sidenote, Oprah just recently broke the news that she was fat again, in case nobody had noticed by looking at her. I suppose she got fat because she eats vegetables? Come on now, you KNOW Oprah ate an entire cow this year, and probably a couple of pigs…but she is still is named “Person Of The Year” by PETA.

Oprah is no joke, and as TVGuide says, she is on her way to total world domination. She seriously wants to rule the world. She wants to tell people who to vote for President, but she obviously doesn’t want the job herself because it doesn’t pay enough money for her billionaire bankroll.

The sad thing is, she would probably win if she ran for election, just because she has so many idiots thinking she is the greatest thing in the world.

Even Dwarfs Started Small is possibly the strangest and most frightening movie in the history of forever. I interpreted the 1970 film as being about a village full of of deranged, hoodlum German midgets. It reminds me of a nightmare. Not for the faint of heart, yet oddly humorous? The star of the film was undoubtedly Helmut Döring, a dwarf who is literally only like 2′5″ tall or something like that.

However, I couldn’t stop watching. The movie is another weird story from the mind of Werner Herzog. The movie is in German language with English subtitles. I think the midgets were actually being held in an institution that is ran by dwarfs, and captive dwarfs go on a rebellion causing pure havoc inside and outside. They even kill a pig that has nursing babies. Warning: They really kill a damn pig.

The dwarfs seek to destroy anything that has beauty. They “water” flowers in pots with gasoline, and light them on fire. They break windows and do various other things much weirder.

After you watch the movie (I should say *If* you watch the movie), I recommend watching the feature length commentary as well, and let Werner Herzog explain the film in his own words.

 

You know who Danny Trejo is. You might not know the name, but you’ve seen him in like every movie, ever. Films such as Blood In, Blood Out and ConAir, Dusk Till Dawn and probably 500 other movies.

I just watched a great documentary called Champion: The True Story of Danny Trejo (Rent movies from Netflix!). You should check it out for some crazy stories from Danny Trejo himself.

Danny Trejo is a legit badass. He’s been in nearly every prison in California for crimes like armed robbery and assault, and he is a former drug addict. He’s not a very tall guy, but was a prison boxing champion (lightweight and welterweight). Fortunately he was able to turn his criminal life around and build a successful acting career. Of course, he generally plays a thuggish character because he looks like a mean dude, but they guy is really likeable and seems like a good guy who is very happy to be away from his past life.

Meh.. I rented it expecting decent Jackass-type stuff, and it was, but totally and obviously scripted. Bam Margera should stick to the stunts and quit trying to get his mom & dad to “act” surprised at his crap. His show hasn’t been as funny since his uncle Don Vito was convicted of being a pervert, anyway.

The DVD follows Bam Margera and a bunch of other lunatics as they travel to Finland and the arctic circle in search of the real Santa Claus.

Bob, the physics teacher, won the game and was also awarded an extra $100,000.00 by viewers. Not bad. When the season got down to only 4 players left, I really didn’t have a preference as to who would win, they all seemed pretty cool.

Man what a bitch that bitch Corrine Kaplan is though. At the final vote, where the jury was allowed to ask questions, Corrine the fugly bitch told Sugar (Jessica Kiper) “You are an unemployed, uneducated leech on society. The only thing I would vote to give you is a handful of antidepressants so it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father.”

The funny thing is, Corinne seems to be the stupid bitch, and an unemployed one according to her bio online. Sugar has been, and will be more successful than Corinne Kaplan’s disgusting ass ever will be. Corrine seems like a sour, unhappy person, and nobody except her family really wants to be around her. Good luck with your life, you fugly skank bitch. On the other hand, Sugar is a pin-up model, and a search on IMDB.com reveals Sugar (Jessica Kiper) has been a working actress since 1999.

Corinne Kaplan, you are an idiot.

In case you’re not aware, Zooey Deschanel is the greatest. I just happened to check my TV Guide a few minutes ago to see who was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show tonight, and it shows Zooey Deschanel as one of the guests.

Gary Busey vs. a warehouse full of bad guys, including Danny Trejo, and all awesomeness happens. I’m not sure exactly what Gary is doing at :41 seconds into the clip, and I think he says “Butthorn” at one point. That just adds to the greatness that is Gary Busey. This was all of course, before Celebrity Rehab, where he is still being awesome.

I admit, I liked this movie simply because of some of the subject matter. Ok, maybe not the main plot of the movie, which is about a guy (Matthew Broderick) who gets amnesia after getting hit on the head. He decides to go on a road trip with his uncle (Alan Alda) who has Alzheimers, and and ex-girlfriend (Virginia Madsen). The main reason I rented the movie however, is because the story centers around an rare baseball card and a trip to a high profile sports memorabilia show in an attempt to sell it. I was a major sports card nerd back in the day, circa late 1980’s and early 1990’s, and the movie does a pretty damn good job of accurately portraying the hobby, although in an exaggerated and humorous way.