This old scientist muppet is mixing potions while he sings Time In A Bottle. As he guzzles the drinks, he gets younger and younger. Like Mork from Ork, but not really like Mork.
Random Muppets Video Of The Day
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Monthly Archives: September 2008
MTV’s “From G’s To Gent’s”
Holy shit, what a show. They took a bunch of idiots and tried to teach them to be “gentlemen”.
LOFOLF
The finale has this midget with an attitude problem named “Kesan” (real name Markice Moore). No, he’s not the same person as “Midget Mac” from VH1, I think Kesan is a couple inches taller.
Anyway, Kesan evidently had some “beef” with one of his fellow contestants, and decided to sneak around a corner, punch the guy on the jaw, and then haul ass back around the corner to run away from the scene. LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD. Dude just got suckerpunched by a midget! If Kesan were normal size, he might not have been able to sneak up on his victim like he did. However, I did enjoy watching it. Here is video of the pussy punch.
Seriously though, anybody who sucker punches someone like that, is clearly a pussy. No two ways about it, Kesan has an inferiority complex and was too chickenshit to look homeboy in the eyes and punch him.
Greatest Movie Ever = MISTER LONELY
Ok, maybe not the best movie ever, but Mister Lonely is possibly the best movie ever, if I were to watch it again on massive amounts of mind-altering drugs. As it stands right now, I have no idea what the movie is about, or what the hell I just watched. I just know it was awesome. For starters, I knew the movie would be odd as soon as I saw that it was written by Harmony Korine, the same dude who wrote a couple of weird and disturbing films that I liked called Kids, and the even stranger Gummo. So that is basically why I chose to add the movie to my queue.
Before you rent this movie for yourself, let me say it again, it’s weird. As I said earlier, I have no idea what the hell I just watched, except that in one scene I remember an old dude gently tapping a hammer on his head. The movie is supposedly about a commune in Paris full of celebrity impersonators that include a foul-mouthed Abraham Lincoln, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe (who is married to Charlie Chaplin, and their daughter is Shirley Temple). Oh and there is also a Buckwheat impersonator kid who rides a pony and has a strange obsession with chicken. There is also a Pope impersonator living at the commune, he says in one scene that “These lambs are not from outer space.” I’ll let you interpret that however you want.
Oh and there are also flying nuns. Literally, flying nuns. They also play imaginary volleyball in one scene. The nuns, that is. Also, legendary film genius Werner Herzog is in the movie as a priest. As always, he is brilliant. I will generally watch anything associated with Werner Herzog.
The New York Times A.O. Scott said “Nearly every frame is an image of arresting beauty.”
Filmmaker Magazine’s Michael Tully said “Dazzling…A remarkable achievement.”
I say: What a weird-ass movie.
Clay Aiken Is Gay.
Are you surprised? Who would’ve guessed it, right? LOFL. Supposedly he feels the need to let everyone know by appearing on the cover of People Magazine with his newborn son.
Clay Aiken to reveal he is gay
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – After years of dodging questions, former “American Idol” singer Clay Aiken will acknowledge he is a gay man in an interview with People magazine set to run on its Web site Wednesday, according to media reports.
Celebrity site Perezhilton.com on Tuesday published a photo of the cover of People magazine’s upcoming issue on which Aiken cradles his new son, Parker Foster Aiken, in his arms.
The caption reads “Yes, I’m Gay,” and underneath is a quote from Aiken on his decision to come out of the closet that says: “I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things.”
In August this year, Aiken’s friend, music producer Jaymes Foster, gave birth to the baby fathered by Aiken.
A spokeswoman for People would neither confirm nor deny that Aiken told the magazine he is gay. But the magazine issued a statement saying, “We can confirm that Clay Aiken and his son appear on the next cover of People. For the complete story, visit people.com at 7 a.m. (EDT Wednesday) (1100 GMT) morning.”
Aiken, 29, gained fame as a contestant on the No. 1-rated U.S. TV talent show “American Idol” in 2003. He was the runner-up that season but went on to build a solid singing career on his own. He currently appears on Broadway in “Monty Python’s SPAMALOT.”
For years, Aiken has dodged questions about whether he is homosexual despite persistent rumors on the subject. He has said, generally, that his sexuality was nobody’s business but his own.
In 2006, ABC television’s Diane Sawyer asked Aiken and he shot back that it was a “really rude” question. He also dodged it in a previous interview with People magazine saying that readers “are going to believe what they want.”
(Editing by Bill Trott)
What TV Show Am I Thinking Of?
Serious question. There was some children’s TV show back in the late 1970′s or early 1980′s, I used to watch it when I was a kid, and I’m pretty sure it came on the same channel as Sesame Street, Electric Company, Mr. Rogers, etc…
I can’t remember the name of the damn show, but it was about some old dude who owned a toy store, and at night after the toy store closed, the toys came to life. I specifically remember a tricycle that rode around the store by itself. It seams like the old dudes name was Mr. Bean, but I might be wrong about that. No, I know it’s not the same Mr. Bean characted portrayed by Rowan Atkinson.
WTF was the name of this show.
Hot Chick Of The Day… err, of Forever.
My pick is Zooey Deschanel. She rules beyond comprehension. I don’t have any naked pictures of her (unfortunately), but that is part of what’s so appealing about her (however, seeing her naked would still be extremely awesome). In every movie she’s in, her character makes viewers fall in love with her. So anyway, this post is just about Zooey Deschanel and the fact that I’d like to do meet her. Click on the pictures for a larger view.
Awesome Video Of The Day
How awesome is it that the small dude runs a restaurant back home in Mongolia?
Russell Brand and the MTV Video Music Awards
Russell Brand. Who the hell is this idiot? I know I’m a little late in giving my opinion on this guy, but let it be known that I hated him from the first commercial I saw him in a few weeks ago. I immediately wanted to fight him, because of his dumbass hair. Yes, that’s right, I wanted to fight him because of his hair. Hair like that deserves a beatdown. Ok, maybe it’s a bit harsh of me to want to fight someone due to the looks of their hair, but..
Anyway, not to go off topic, but what the hell is up with all the British people invading our television shows in the United States? It all started with Simon Cowell, who seems like an ok dude, but then it spread into other TV shows, mostly all game/reality shows. We’ve got a show called America’s Got Talent, and the judges are two Brits and David Hasselhoff. Can you believe that? DAVID FREAKIN HASSELHOFF and two British people are judging America’s talent. Go figure. In my opinion it’s another sign of the apocalypse.
Back to that idiot Russell Brand, I looked him up online, it seems the dumbass is former drug addict who supposedly cleaned himself up. I then found out Russell Brand is an ex-male prostitute or something like that. LOFL. This is the dude who made fun of those kids who wear “virginity rings” or whatever. Really? Dude who is a self-proclaimed homosexual is criticizing someones choice of abstinence? Should those kids flaunt their sexuality like the flamboyantly gay Russell Brand? It seems like he should be more liberal and open-minded, but then again, he’s a dumbass.
He also used the MTV stage to ridicule America’s government, and told the audience who to vote for in the upcoming election. Yes, America, a gay British drug addict wants to tell you how to vote.
Also, I still want to fight Russell Brand.
Destination Truth w/Josh Gates on SCI-FI
I watched like 5 hours of this show yesterday. They had a marathon or something going on a couple of days ago and I recorded it. Anyway, I like watching the show simply because I enjoy travelling vicariously to some of the places the show has featured, but I can break down the outline of how pretty much every single Destination Truth show, so you won’t have to watch them for yourself (unless of course you want to).
Here is every single episode of Destination Truth:
- Josh Gates and his crew travel to some far away land to research reports of unidentified local creatures (ie: sea monsters, bigfoots, pterodactyls).
- They go out in the woods in search of the monsters.
- They ALWAYS see something on the thermal camera, and they ALWAYS hear something moving around in the woods near their location.
- They look for whatever it is they heard, but EVERY time, Josh Gates says “whatever it was is gone now.”
- They travel back to Los Angeles to examine the film, and find out that they discovered nothing new.
- The end.
- Repeat same script for next episode, using a different monster.
Sci-Fi does indeed stand for “science fiction“, with the emphasis being on fiction. Still, a fun show to watch, just don’t ever expect them to find anything new.
Grey’s Anatomy Season 5 Preview (VIDEO)
Real World/Road Rules Challenge
New season started tonight. Awesome. I always love these damn shows for some reason. However, I do hate MTV in general. Hopefully there will be much fistfights on this show. I haven’t watched the episode yet, I have it recorded. About to watch it now.
Prison Break
Meh.. I watched the previous seasons, and I’ve got the first episode of the new season playing right now, but I’m not sure if I’ll finish it or keep watching the upcoming episodes. So far I’m 7 minutes into the new season and I’m not very interested.
Ok, the Mythbusters Are Badass
Seriously, they paint a friggin Mona Lisa using paintballs and some kind of rig they made. Sweet.
Mythbusters And Moon Landing Conspiracy Theories
I’m glad to see that the Mythbusters busted some of the moon landing conspiracy theories. Props to Buzz Aldrin for punching some dude in the grill (video below) for getting in his face and accusing him of being a fraud and coward.