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Archive for August, 2008

DEXTER on Showtime

Posted by admin on 31st August 2008

Ok, I actually don’t have Showtime, but I just rented the 2nd season of Dexter on DVD. I’m on the last episode now, haven’t quite finished it yet. What an awesome show. Yeah, I realize it is probably inching us closer to the apocalypse, as I’m willing to bet there is at least one person in the world who will watch the show and think they should do the same thing. It’s one thing for a person to be a vigilante, but the show portrays Dexter to actually crave murdering someone, and it makes it seem OK. So yeah, the show is fucked up and bad for society.

Regardless, I’m anxiously awaiting season 3.

Lyla is so friggin ugly. I’m not talking about the character, I’m talking about the actress who plays the character. What an ugly transvestite-looking skank she is. Yeah, you might be able to search the internet and find some pictures of her that look half-way decent, but trust me, watch the show and you’ll see her man-face. Ok, maybe the fact that her character is batshit crazy and annoying has something to do with the reason I find her so repulsive, but whatever, I hope I never see the actress again.

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Censored By A Cat Eating Spaghetti?

Posted by admin on 23rd August 2008

In this segment of The Morning Show with Mike & Juliet, they were talking about binge drinking and drunk driving, when a cat eating spaghetti popped on screen. Supposedly, the spaghetti eating cat was used to censor out the word “retarded”.




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The Mythbusters Will Be On David Letterman Tonight

Posted by admin on 21st August 2008

I think it might be a repeat, but I haven’t seen it before. Unfortunately, I don’t think Kari Byron will be on there, just the two dudes.

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I’m Going To Miss The Olympics When They’re Over (also, hot chicks)

Posted by admin on 21st August 2008

For some reason, I’ve enjoyed the 2008 Olympics more than I remember enjoying any previous Olympics. Maybe it’s because I didn’t stay home enough in the past to really pay attention, maybe it’s because I have a bad memory, or maybe it’s because of the women’s beach volleyball outfits and the chicks asses. I really haven’t watched as much of the Olympics this year as I wish I would have and the games are almost over now.

I noticed Misty May and Kerri Walsh‘s asses in the 2004 Olympics, but this year I’ve noticed many other countries with nice asses. Brazil was an obvious choice, they always produce hot chicks. Speaking of Brazil, their synchronized swim team had a couple of ultra-hot sister chicks (and again), but I didn’t see them on TV at all. A damn shame. Paraguay started the Olympics off right in the Opening Ceremony by showing us Leryn Franco. She throws a javelin and she’s hot. Here she is again, even hotter.

Nastia Liukin, Alicia Sacramone and Shawn Johnson are fun to watch also. Although I think Shawn Johnson is underage, so I shouldn’t mention her ass.

Lolo Jones was another one of my favorites of the games, even though she screwed up and hit a hurdle and came in like 12th place.

I guess I dig athletic chicks (most any chick, really). I’m sure there were a few I missed. If so, let me know, like I said I didn’t get to watch as much as I wanted to.

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VH1′s I Love Money

Posted by admin on 11th August 2008

If you don’t know, this show is a spin-off of VH1′s I Love New York, with that ignorant bitch Tiffany Pollard.

I hate everyone on this show, except for the hot chicks, even though they’re are among the stupidest bitches in the modern world. However, I continue to watch every episode. I almost quit watching it after the first show, where Midget Mac got voted off. What a dumbass he was, therefore he walked away from $250,000. He tried to save face by telling the other contestants he had more money than them.

If you saw Midget Mac’s season of I Love New York, he almost drowned in 4′ feet of water because he can’t swim (who would’ve guessed, right?) — well, on this episode of I Love Money, the teams challenge is to save a dummy that’s dressed like Midget Mac and floating face down in a pond. One of the cast members comments “that dummy is bigger and smarter than Midget Mac”.

It is a very entertaining show, but stupidity breeds stupidity, and stupid people watching (myself excluded) might actually aspire to be like these so-called reality show “celebrities”, which doesn’t make for a bright future on our planet.

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RIP Bernie Mac, Dead At 50 Years Old

Posted by admin on 9th August 2008

Wow, I didn’t expect that, although I do remember his saying he almost died a couple years ago. I found the story on the front page of Yahoo.

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

By F.N. D’ALESSIO, Associated Press Writer 33 minutes ago

Bernie Mac, the Emmy and Golden Globe nominated actor and comedian who worked his way to Hollywood success from an impoverished upbringing on Chicago’s South Side, died Saturday at age 50.

“Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital,” his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family’s privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body’s organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Recently, Mac’s brand of comedy caught him flack when he was heckled during a surprise appearance at a July fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama.

Toward the end of a 10-minute standup routine, Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language. The performance earned him a rebuke from Obama’s campaign.

But despite controversy or difficulties, in his words, Mac was always a performer.

“Wherever I am, I have to play,” he said in 2002. “I have to put on a good show.”

Mac started his comedy career at age 8, with a standup performance at a church dinner. In 1977, at age 20, he took that act to comedy clubs in Chicago.

His film career started with a small role as a club doorman in the Damon Wayans movie “Mo’ Money” in 1992. Mac went on to star in the “Ocean’s Eleven” franchise with Brad Pitt and George Clooney and his turn with Ashton Kutcher in 2005′s “Guess Who?” — a remake of the Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn 1967 classic “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?” — topped the box office.

Mac also had starring roles in “Bad Santa,” “Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle” and “Transformers.”

The comedian drew critical and popular acclaim with his Fox television series “The Bernie Mac Show,” which aired more than 100 episodes from 2001 to 2006.

The series about a man’s adventures raising his sister’s three children, won a Peabody Award in 2002. At the time, judges wrote they chose the sitcom for transcending “race and class while lifting viewers with laughter, compassion — and cool.”

The show garnered Golden Globe and Emmy nominations for Mac. He also was nominated for a Grammy award for best comedy album in 2001 along with his “The Original Kings of Comedy” co-stars, Steve Harvey, D.L. Hughley and Cedric The Entertainer.

In 2007, Mac told David Letterman on CBS’ “Late Show” that he planned to retire soon.

“I’m going to still do my producing, my films, but I want to enjoy my life a little bit,” Mac told Letterman. “I missed a lot of things, you know. I was a street performer for two years. I went into clubs in 1977.”

Mac was born Bernard Jeffrey McCullough on Oct. 5, 1957, in Chicago. He grew up on the city’s South Side, living with his mother and grandparents. His grandfather was the deacon of a Baptist church.

In his 2004 memoir, “Maybe You Never Cry Again,” Mac wrote about having a poor childhood — eating bologna for dinner — and a strict, no-nonsense upbringing.

Mac’s mother died of cancer when he was 16. In his book, Mac said she was a support for him and told him he would surprise everyone when he grew up.

“Woman believed in me,” he wrote. “She believed in me long before I believed.”

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Associated Press writer Carla Johnson also contributed to this report.

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The Best Scene From The Movie PREDATOR

Posted by admin on 3rd August 2008




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What The Hell Is That Dot On CNBC?

Posted by admin on 2nd August 2008

For several days now, I’ve been noticing a strange little white dot on CNBC, at the bottom of the screen, near the lower right corner. What the hell is this and why won’t it go away? It’s not just my TV either, I’ve checked on other TV‘s and I see the same thing. You can see the dot best when there is a dark background at the bottom of the screen. If you don’t believe me, go turn your television on CNBC and watch.

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