Television Blog

Man I swear, I really hope people are not as stupid as the stupid idiots in this movie. I can tell you, the movie would have been over before 20 minutes if some shit like that happened in my life. I would have shot the bastards full of lead, bad situation ended. This is why I generally hate “horror” movies or whatever you want to classify Funny Games as. The movie has Tim Roth and Naomi Watts in it, so I thought I’d give it a chance. Unfortunately Tim Roth plays the pussiest character I’ve ever seen. What a pussy. WARNING: some spoilers ahead, Read the rest of this entry »

Ok, I watched this documentary about the Young @ Heart Choir, which is a group that some dude put together of old people who sing rock songs. Before you think it’s just a movie about old people singing, it’s really pretty good.  The movie is funny, and sometimes emotional. I think it’s cool, because it gives these old folks a chance to travel and tour all around the world. Of course, one of the unfortunate things about a band full of old people, is that the members go & come as often as the members of Menudo. Check out the movie trailer video below, and then below it you can watch one of the old dudes sing Fix You by Coldplay, while hooked up to an oxygen machine.

I watched the first episode of Cha$e on the Sci-Fi network, and it seems like something I’ll watch again. Strangely, my TV Guide described it as a “reality show” — and it’s on Sci-Fi…but so is some fake ass wrasslin’ show. Anyway, Cha$e seems pretty good, I’d like to be on that show. The premise is basically that it’s a real-life video game thing, where they put a group of contestants in an area that is patrolled by “hunters” whose duty it is to hunt the contestants and kill them. Well, they don’t actually kill them, they just touch them, but I remember that movie called Surviving The Game with Ice-T, it was pretty cool.

Here is the description of Cha$e from Scifi.com:

CHA$E, an action-packed, edge-of-your-seat reality show, pits Runners against each other on life sized “game boards” in the quest for cash. But in order to win, they must avoid being caught by the relentless Hunters who stalk them during the games.

All is fair in competition and money. Some will be savvy and others will be sacrificed.

The action takes place throughout various locations in Los Angeles like San Pedro Harbor, Universal Theme Park and the Descanso Gardens.

In CHA$E Runners must also be conscious of their time. As the clock counts down, the tasks get harder and the Hunters grow more insistent.Every second they go uncaught leads them closer to winning a cash prize of up to $50,000. Tune in to find out who will escape the chase.

I meant to watch Estate of Panic on Sci-Fi tonight too, but I forgot.

Transsiberian is a very good movie. The plot is horrible, as in, don’t go to Siberia and be stupid. The movie kept me interested from beginning to end. Here is the Netflix description:

An American couple (Woody Harrelson and Emily Mortimer) seeking to smooth out their rough marriage buys a ticket on the legendary Trans-Siberian Railway. But a chance meeting with two other passengers ends in an accidental murder and high intrigue. Ben Kingsley and Thomas Kretschmann co-star as two Russian police officers trying to solve the baffling case in Brad Anderson’s taut and gritty thriller.

As in most thriller/horror movies, nearly all of the drama in the movie could have been avoided, if it weren’t for stupid people. Let me give you some advice, if you travelling with someone to foreign lands that you are not familiar with, don’t get separated from eachother. Husbands, you’re an idiot if you let your wife out of your site at a train stop in Siberia. Also, this advice is for stupid sluts: Don’t go into the woods with some random dude you met on a train in Siberia.

Wow. MTV actually gave rapper 50 Cent a reality show, in the style of Donald Trump’s The Apprentice… and I actually watched it. Damn.

What a group of stupid people (or as most of the contestants would say “stupit”). During the first challenge of the show, the teams were chained together and told to run from one location in the city to another part of the city. In the process, one of the teams knocked down an old lady on the sidewalk. After knocking down the old lady, the entire team decided to scream and yell about whether they should keep going or stop to help the old lady. They kept going. Fucking scumbags.

How were these contestants picked? I’m guessing it was not because of their business acumen. Most of the contestants seriously seem like some of the dumbest ass people in the world.

One black girl got in an argument with an Asian girl, and told her to “come paint my nails, bitch”…awesome, racism is on the show too.

In the end of the first episode, 50 Cent eliminated the Asian girl, and kept the racist black girl.

One of these idiots is going to be given $100,000 dollars.

I hate MTV.