Television Blog

Damn. I told myself I was never going to watch The Real World again, but I guess I’ll keep watching this season, even though it pisses me off to no end. Are most of the youth in the United States as stupid as the stupid asses on this show? These slutty ass little girls are among the dumbest people I can think of, not just on this Cancun season, but previous seasons as well.

First of all, anyone who names their child “Ayiiia” is just asking for their child to grow up and be a pain in the ass. That’s right, there is a dumb bitch on this season named Ayiiia, with three I’s in her name. LOL.

I think it was Ayiiia who started ridiculing the punk rock dude (coincidentally, he’s also a huge dumbass) about a blister on his lip. He said it was from a sunburn, and this dumb bitch Ayiiia went off saying “how do you get sunburned on your lip?” — well, you idiot, the same way you get sunburned anywhere else on your body. She went on to say “I’m gonna google ’sunburn on lip’” — let’s hope she did, and realized how ignorant she is.

Speaking of the punk rock jackass, he thinks he is the coolest. Since the Ayiiiia bitch was making fun of him, he decides the wise thing to do would be to retaliate by spitting on her taco. She then rants about how she will “knock him out”, but instead, she chooses to go cry about it. Punk Rock idiot then goes outside with his guitar to instigate more shit about her crying, and she throws water on him, he continues to stand there playing his guitar as she throws more water on him, but later we see him CRYING because he says his guitar is ruined and that it was a $1000 guitar.

Anyway, you also have the standard dumbass sluts like this one chick who is in love with her boyfriend back home, but she thinks it’s ok to “snuggle” in hammock with some other dude on the show. Are you kidding me? This dumb bitch calls her boyfriend and tells him all about how she snuggles with some dude in the house, and her pussy-whipped boyfriend on the phone just sits there and hears all this. LOL @ stupid females who think guys just want to be friends and “snuggle”…believe me, there are ZERO heterosexual dudes who just want to “snuggle and be friends” with a female.

So, that’s all I remember about the show right now. Dumbasses and sluts. Nice going, MTV, showing the youth of America “The Real World.”

or whatever the hell its called, I haven’t been watching it, but I know who “New York” is from the first Flavor Flav show on VH1, and I think she is a dumb bitch. I am watching tonights show,however, because she will be boxing some people, so I’m of course hoping to see someone knock her ass out, but unfortunately I imagine VH1 won’t let the fights get too violent.

The news is reporting that “The King Of Pop” Michael Jackson is dead at age 50. This is a shocker to me, one I didn’t see coming. However, I’ve wondered before how long Michael Jackson would live, I never really thought he would live to be an old man. Regardless, he was indeed a talented human being, albeit a bit weird. RIP Michael Jackson.

Wow, this is a busy week for celebrity deaths.

RIP Farrah, age 62. Her spokesman, Paul Bloch, says Fawcett died Thursday morning in a Santa Monica hospital.

I’m a little late in recognizing the passing of a legend, but RIP Ed McMahon. Did you know he was a badass fighter pilot in WW2? From his Wikipedia page:

During World War II, McMahon was a fighter pilot in the United States Marine Corps serving as a flight instructor and test pilot. He was a decorated pilot (six Air Medals) and was discharged in 1946, remaining in the reserves.

After college, McMahon returned to active duty. He was sent to Korea in February 1952. He flew unarmed OE-1 Bird Dogs on 85 tactical air control and artillery spotting missions. He remained in the Marine Corps Reserve, retiring with the rank of Colonel in 1966 and was then commissioned as a Brigadier General in the California Air National Guard.

I watched the first season of this show because it sounded cool that these big rig truckers drive over frozen lakes up near the North Pole, but it was all big fat guys. This season, they’re somewhere in Alaska driving on ice, but they have a hot new trucker chick named Lisa Kelly. Here are pictures.

Meh.. she’s always seemed kinda bitchy to me, but I never really watched the show much. Regardless, it’s a shame for the kids to have to go through this. I imagine the shows ratings will go downhill after tonights episode, as it was kind of the climax of their marital problems? Unless of course sometime in the future they decide to get re-married, for the ratings.

Yeah, I was worried my MySQL Database was filling up, but I found the problem and corrected it, so all is well, and maybe I will post more frequently now. I’m currently packaging some stuff to mail, while I watch a recorded episode of The Deadliest Catch from last night.

Somehow, I hadn’t noticed that Kari Byron was pregnant until tonights episode of Mythbusters. She’s kinda huge, looking like she could have a baby any minute now. She’s still hot. Damnit, who is this lucky dude she’s married to? Oh well, she’s hot and has one of the best jobs in the world. I’m jealous of all the Mythbusters people.

w00t. My favorite reality show.